Revenge...

Gorse Fox is always bright in the mornings... even after the night from next door to hell. As he set about his ablutions he became conscious of the silence from the next room. Hell-bitch had obviously decided to go to sleep. Gorse Fox discovered a series of new pleasures while dressing:

• Singing*
• Whistling**
• Dropping can of shaving foam in empty bath
• Banging elbows on wall as he showers
• Sneezing without restraint
• Banging his suitcase as he packs
• Dropping his change*** on the glass topped table

* out of tune

** also out of tune, but loud.

** English coins are so much more satisfactory for this item.

[File under: Revenge]