Rooney gets dolled up

Well it had to happen. Some cretin is making dolls of the foul-mouthed, arch-thug: Rooney gets dolled up. For a mere 20 of your hard earned English pounds you too can own a doll with a kicking function^1,2.

¹Gorse Fox thought that that was why people had cats!

²Come to think of it even those bought by others are probably using your hard earned cash.

[File under: Rooney, Football, Whimsy]