Loophole exploitation

Greg over at Geese Aplenty made the Gorse Fox chuckle. He tells the story of a pedestrian who went a step too far...

The police arrived on the scene quickly, but eyewitnesses verifed my story: the guy had stepped outside the crosswalk. The cop crumpled up the citation and said “Too bad for the guy, but he knew the rules.”

Now Gorse Fox wonders if we could find a similar loophole to deal with drivers such as The Hat
and other similar road users.
[File under: Motoring]