Another Bizarre Night

Well Basil Double-Barrel has treated us to further eccentricities.

• He has been known to throw out guests that he doesn't like
• He once had a party of three staying, and they returned one night to find they had all been moved into one room.
Last evening there were several couples in the hotel, so Basil left the Gf and his colleagues alone. He pulled up a chair and joined the couples' conversations - they seemed startled! well you would be, wouldn't you?
• At breakfast this morning, GF's colleague complained he had no hot water in his room - Basil said "I can assure you that you did"
• Another colleague, in the next room, agreed that he had no water; Basil grabbed his ke "I will prove it to you" and disappeared. Three minutes later he returned, slapping the key back on the breakfast table. "There, I told you. Hot water", and slunk off back to the kitchen.
• GF's shower could not be used, as the taps wouldn't turn. "It stops them dripping" said Basil. Err, yes. It also stops you having a shower!