With tits.
The Gorse Fox implemented a foolproof solution to the knockers problem. He dangled a shiny bauble from a sisal necklace in front of the plunging windowline being attacked.
This morning the tit had returned... and moved along to the next window. Tap, tap, tap..... Tap, tap, tap. There was the tit, sitting on the windown ledge knocking on the window. Now the Gorse Fox could dangle another shining bauble (i.e. CD hanging from string), but if said tit then moves on again... where does it stop? We have 23 windows for the tit to molest!
I'm told that smearing lion dung on the garden keeps most animals away. However, it also stinks, and it is not freely available in Sussex. Maybe the Gorse Fox can train a hawk to yell at or attack flapping tits. (Maybe not. That would cause too many problems with neighbours sunbathing in their gardens in the summer).
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